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Post by iSCREAM on July 15th 2009, 5:21 am

^wth. haha. klaen ana ue lol!
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Post by *-Francis™J-* on July 21st 2009, 2:57 am

A guy visit his dying chinese frnd..
d chinese sed "hong pi chik" and died!
d guy went ol d way 2 china 2 find
d meaning of his frnd last Words...
and he was shock 2 knw d meaning...





"ayaw tamaki ang oxygen" Very Happy

(dli to mao ang translation sa chinese ahp..
dli to chinese ang "hong pi chik" kbuang ra to) Very Happy
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Post by forget on July 27th 2009, 7:53 pm

Boy: nganu ala paman kay uyab??
Boy1: manhid man gud ka??
hahaha




D:
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Post by allegend on August 5th 2009, 8:48 pm

muapil qg joke. haha

duha ka mag amigo nagsakai og jeep nia nakakita og billboard sa Convergys.

B1: halaaaa! CONVERGYS!
B2: WOW! my dream car!

hahahaha!

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Post by sir536 on August 5th 2009, 9:25 pm

a tOucHng LOVE sToRy

a bOi anD a grL Luvd eAch adR. 1 dAy, thEy weRe taLkng...
D bOi tOuchD d grL's hAnd

and

d grL tOuchD d bOy's hAnd.



wAt a tOuchNg stORy! hahaha...
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Re: Its Joke Tym!

Post by litsko on August 6th 2009, 12:23 am

^ WAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA xD


erm, unsa ba akong joke...hmmm

"kahit anong mangyari, nasa likod mo lang ako" -lubot

^ lol korniha oi. joke ba na? O.o
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Post by diannee on August 6th 2009, 1:57 pm

ohh it makes me say wahahah !Very Happy
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Post by allegend on August 6th 2009, 2:49 pm

girl: i want to end our relationship now! i am going to return everything you have given me!

boy: okay then, let's start with kisses.

lol

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Post by dianadenise on August 6th 2009, 4:27 pm

loving grandpa and grandma talking to each other.

LOLA: hon, boringa sad uy. duwa ta na?

LOLO: sa man sd atu duwa0n?

LOLA: hide and seek ta! tagu taguan.

LOLO: no, because a girl like you is impossible to find!

--hahahahaha garaa.
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Re: Its Joke Tym!

Post by aliks on August 6th 2009, 4:42 pm

OT:moved the thread to "DATALOGICS' LOUNGE"
==========

unsay tawag sa cross-breed sa BULLDOG ug SHIH TZU?

hmm..
edi..

bullshit Razz


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Post by john1500 on August 6th 2009, 4:44 pm

condoctor: o, colon, colon, colon, colon, colon,
o, colon, colon, colon,

student: colon noy?
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Re: Its Joke Tym!

Post by allegend on August 6th 2009, 4:52 pm

Anak: Itay, nagpapatanong si ma'am kung ano
raw ang propesyon mo.
Itay: Sabihin mo, cardiologist.
Anak: Ano po ba ang cardiologist, Itay?
Itay: 'Yung tagaayos ng radio sa car!

maayung amahana! haha

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Post by john1500 on August 6th 2009, 4:58 pm

3 guys
where
intr0duced
2 a girl.

"Hi!
i'm Peter,
n0t a
saint."

"i'm
Paul
n0t a
p0pe."

"i'm
John
n0t a
baptist."

The girl
replyd,

"Well, im Mary, n0t a Virgin."
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Post by sir536 on August 7th 2009, 10:59 pm

ang mga taong di PHOTOGENIC at di magawang maging MAGANDA o GWAPO sa piCtuRe...

laging suggestion:

guyz, wacky pose naman! dali WACKY tayo! (o_O)
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Re: Its Joke Tym!

Post by dianadenise on August 8th 2009, 12:26 am

**BLUE**

Aling Dionisia: Nak, mgcelebrat atyo ngbirthday mo ngayun. binilhan kita nang regalo..
..
..
..
..
..

cge na Nak "BLUE THE KICK!" ahahhahahahahaha
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Post by allegend on August 8th 2009, 10:58 pm

^
amazing jd aning Dionisia oi! hahaha idol gyd kaau! lol!

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Post by dianadenise on August 8th 2009, 11:02 pm

a gay in the army came in late for PE class.
The men ahead of him were all naked ready for inspection.

he looked around and shouted..

"Dyos ko! mbuang nko! unsa ni? EAT ALL YOU CAN?"

---- nyahahahahahahhaa.
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Post by Steven on August 9th 2009, 1:19 am

apil taaa. haha.

from the YM status message of a blockmate(not the actual words though):

Babae: Doc, init lagi akong lubot.

Doctor: Noh? Gamiton daw natog thermometer. Hubo daw.

Babae: Ay, ma uwaw ko.

Doctor: Ay,cge, ako pag-ngon ang suga.

(Lights went off)......

Babae: Ay, doc, dili mana akong lubot.

Doctor: Ok ra. Dili man sad ni thermometer.

^_^a mas funny cguro kung exact words. haha.

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Post by dianadenise on August 9th 2009, 1:47 am

si Juan wa maminaw sa discussion ug sa dihang gtawag siya.

Teacher: Juan! wa ka maminaw! Spell AMBULANCE!

Juan: A--M--B--U-

Teacher: Faster!!

Juan: weewoooweeewooo padaplin! maligsan mo! high speed nani! weewoooweewooo!


----nyahyaa
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Post by allegend on August 9th 2009, 1:32 pm

BOY: tan.aw ta sine na.

GIRL: nia dili ka manghikap?

B: dili.

G: nia dili ka manggakos?

B: dili lagee!

G: dili ka manguot?

B: dili jd lageeeeeeeeee!

G: aw, ikaw nala'y tan.aw! wai lami!


hahaahahaha!

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Post by dianadenise on August 9th 2009, 2:10 pm

FIRST AID TIP:

Unsa mai buhaton kung unconscious
ang isa ka tawo??

..
..
..
..

tutuki.
..
..
.
tutuki ug dugay para ma conscious! =))


nyahahaha
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Post by allegend on August 10th 2009, 11:40 am

Inday: Sir, sino ang mas masarap ako o si ma'am?

Sir: Sympre ikaw.

Inday: Naguguluhan ako, kasi sabi ng driver natin, mas masarap daw si ma'am kaysa sa akin.


ano baaaaa? hahaha

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Post by dianadenise on August 10th 2009, 7:08 pm

hii.
ibaligya nko akong original nga lacoste shirt
for only 100php.

kinsa mupalit??
kaisa ra nako gisu0t.

unisex nia xa.
pde pang-girl ug pang-boy.

ako gbaligya..
ky ang buwaya mamaak ug t*t*y!


ahahahahahhahaha
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