Eminem vs. Mariah Carey lets get ready to rumble
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Eminem vs. Mariah Carey lets get ready to rumble
It’s becoming clear that Eminem and Mariah Carey are the Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor of pop.
No, wait, that’s wrong. We meant to say that Eminem and Mariah Carey are the honking, toothless, meth-addicted, redneck, laundry-airing Jerry Springer guests of pop. Yes, that’s better.
So far, Eminem wrote a song about having sex with Mariah Carey, then Mariah Carey wrote a song calling Eminem obsessed, and now Eminem has written a song threatening to release voicemails and nude pictures of Mariah. Coming soon, Mariah says that Eminem runs like a girl and has fleas and wets the bed. IDST.
Not since Hilary Duff said something vaguely obtuse about Faye Dunaway’s age has a celebrity spat gripped the world like this. Mariah Carey (a woman who’s about to bring a new album out) and Eminem (a man who recently brought a new album out and has a bit-part in a new movie that just happens to be released in America today) are at each other’s throats.
It’s thrilling. Eminem and Mariah Carey don’t care any more. They don’t care if they hurt themselves, they don’t care if they hurt each other, they don’t care if all of this tedious bickering helps to mutually raise their profiles and spur on dramatic increases in the number of records that they both sell. It’s crazy - they’re literally out of control.
It all stems from the relationship that Eminem and Mariah Carey had back in 2001, during one of the brief windows where Mariah wasn’t having a mental breakdown and Eminem wasn’t busy divorcing and remarrying his wife. Eminem referred to the relationship in his song Bagpipes From Baghdad, which we haven’t heard because it’s got the words ‘bagpipes’ and ‘Baghdad’ in the title and therefore probably sounds like a goat having its diaphragm pummelled.
But anyway, whatever Eminem said in the song, it was enough to make Mariah Carey dress up as a man and call Eminem a liar in her new song, entitled Obsessed. And this, somewhat inevitably, has caused Eminem to write another song about Mariah Carey, The Warning, in which he variously:
* Threatens to release a number of intimate phonecalls and photographs from their time together
* Describes an encounter where he accidentally ejaculated onto Mariah Carey’s stomach
* Calls Mariah Carey an ‘alcoholic’, a ‘liar’ and a ‘whore’
* Inevitably opens the door for Mariah Carey to release yet another song about Eminem - possibly accompanied by a video where she’s dressed up as a monkey or a unicorn or something - that goes on and on and on and on and on and forces Emimen to write yet another poxy bloody song about her.
But we’ve teased you for long enough - here’s The Warning by Eminem
source: http://www.hecklerspray.com/eminem-vs-mariah-carey-the-next-interminable-round/200937963.php
No, wait, that’s wrong. We meant to say that Eminem and Mariah Carey are the honking, toothless, meth-addicted, redneck, laundry-airing Jerry Springer guests of pop. Yes, that’s better.
So far, Eminem wrote a song about having sex with Mariah Carey, then Mariah Carey wrote a song calling Eminem obsessed, and now Eminem has written a song threatening to release voicemails and nude pictures of Mariah. Coming soon, Mariah says that Eminem runs like a girl and has fleas and wets the bed. IDST.
Not since Hilary Duff said something vaguely obtuse about Faye Dunaway’s age has a celebrity spat gripped the world like this. Mariah Carey (a woman who’s about to bring a new album out) and Eminem (a man who recently brought a new album out and has a bit-part in a new movie that just happens to be released in America today) are at each other’s throats.
It’s thrilling. Eminem and Mariah Carey don’t care any more. They don’t care if they hurt themselves, they don’t care if they hurt each other, they don’t care if all of this tedious bickering helps to mutually raise their profiles and spur on dramatic increases in the number of records that they both sell. It’s crazy - they’re literally out of control.
It all stems from the relationship that Eminem and Mariah Carey had back in 2001, during one of the brief windows where Mariah wasn’t having a mental breakdown and Eminem wasn’t busy divorcing and remarrying his wife. Eminem referred to the relationship in his song Bagpipes From Baghdad, which we haven’t heard because it’s got the words ‘bagpipes’ and ‘Baghdad’ in the title and therefore probably sounds like a goat having its diaphragm pummelled.
But anyway, whatever Eminem said in the song, it was enough to make Mariah Carey dress up as a man and call Eminem a liar in her new song, entitled Obsessed. And this, somewhat inevitably, has caused Eminem to write another song about Mariah Carey, The Warning, in which he variously:
* Threatens to release a number of intimate phonecalls and photographs from their time together
* Describes an encounter where he accidentally ejaculated onto Mariah Carey’s stomach
* Calls Mariah Carey an ‘alcoholic’, a ‘liar’ and a ‘whore’
* Inevitably opens the door for Mariah Carey to release yet another song about Eminem - possibly accompanied by a video where she’s dressed up as a monkey or a unicorn or something - that goes on and on and on and on and on and forces Emimen to write yet another poxy bloody song about her.
But we’ve teased you for long enough - here’s The Warning by Eminem
source: http://www.hecklerspray.com/eminem-vs-mariah-carey-the-next-interminable-round/200937963.php
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Re: Eminem vs. Mariah Carey lets get ready to rumble
mendoza20 wrote:The Warning by Eminem
source: http://www.hecklerspray.com/eminem-vs-mariah-carey-the-next-interminable-round/200937963.php
the warning was the fight back song of eminem to the new single of mariah carey
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Re: Eminem vs. Mariah Carey lets get ready to rumble
heard of these two songs last month for eminems and last last week for mariah's.
nka gee ko daun nga nag-away2 cla. =))
they make me laugh.
but i admire how they fight. thru songs. hahaha.
lingaaaw man oi. ahahhaa
nka gee ko daun nga nag-away2 cla. =))
they make me laugh.
but i admire how they fight. thru songs. hahaha.
lingaaaw man oi. ahahhaa
Re: Eminem vs. Mariah Carey lets get ready to rumble
Meh, it's all an act.
They're not really fighting... but it's better for them anywayz. People would buy their songs more that way.
They're not really fighting... but it's better for them anywayz. People would buy their songs more that way.
Re: Eminem vs. Mariah Carey lets get ready to rumble
dianadenise wrote:heard of these two songs last month for eminems and last last week for mariah's.
nka gee ko daun nga nag-away2 cla. =))
they make me laugh.
but i admire how they fight. thru songs. hahaha.
lingaaaw man oi. ahahhaa
CebuBasilio wrote:Meh, it's all an act.
They're not really fighting... but it's better for them anywayz. People would buy their songs more that way.
ehhehehe.
choi ayo awaya ... fighter ayo eminem...
mendoza20- Apprentice
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Re: Eminem vs. Mariah Carey lets get ready to rumble
Lets see who is better...
The OBSESSED or THE WARNING...
MARIAH or EMINEM...
The OBSESSED or THE WARNING...
MARIAH or EMINEM...
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