Megan Fox is a MAN!

LOS ANGELES, CA – The internet has been abuzz since this Sunday’s Golden Globes ceremony, where Megan Fox jokingly remarked that she looked like a man.

When interviewed on the red carpet, she said “I look like Alan Alda in drag. I’m a tranny. I’m a man.”

At the time, reporters passed it off as a jovial attempt to cover for her nerves.

However, today she has cleared the air and officially reported: she’s really a man.

Megan Fox was born Mitchell Reed Fox in Rockwood, Tennessee. From an early age, Mitchell showed an interest in both performing and women’s clothing. When having a preacher lay hands on him did not ‘cure’ him of these interests, his parents simply put him on the pageant circuit.

By the age of 13, Mitchell had already started a career as a female child performer called ‘Megan Fox’. Making her debut on an Olsen Twins straight-to-video release, the twins have kept his secret all this time.

As a sweet 16 present, Fox’s parents offered him sexual reassignment surgery, which, given their child’s career, they’d hoped to write off as a business expense. Unfortunately laws prohibit such surgery to be done to minors.

Since then Megan has been working non-stop, and been included on many Hottest Women lists in publications around the world.

Megan, as she goes by now exclusively, also noted this Sunday how much she wants Salma Hayek’s figure. She has even scheduled surgery later this month to get it. After the two met in New York this week, Hayek offered to have a cast made of her bust so doctors can match them exactly on Megan Fox’s chest.

The internet is already speculating whether this news will be worked into the plot of the upcoming Transformers sequel.

SOURCE:
http://weeklyworldnews.com/celebs/4783/megan-fox-is-a-man/

dugay nani

nyahahha.
so damn true.
at first wa jud ko nituo.
but then, it was confirmed. hahhaa.

pero wa lagi na sa wikipedia page niya?

Well either those in wiki are the people who can't accept Megan is a man or they're being stopped by the people who can't accept Megan is a man. Honestly I don't care if she's a man or not really. I'm just happy that any male parts weren't visible in any of her films.

the most beautiful man i have ever seen in my entire life

Cake wrote:the most beautiful man i have ever seen in my entire life

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

but to set it clear. Did she/he have sex change or not?
Coz if its still hanging there... I feel really bad for shia HAHAHA

dugaya na ani na rumor oi....still...if she's a man...then i would marry her...him...whatever...

he`s a man?!
dli lge ilhan nga laki jud sha.
hihi.
nia dli sad ku niya fan so i dunn care. lol.

WELANGGS. wrote:he`s a man?!
dli lge ilhan nga laki jud sha.
hihi.
nia dli sad ku niya fan so i dunn care. lol.

di maila ky tranny mn. ahaha. TRANSEXUAL. haha so HE changed everything. hahaha.
AND i agree with FURFUR, i feel bad for Shia. hahaha. tsktsk.

he/she changed everything?
as in EVERYTHING?

i am not his fan but


HE'S FETCH lol

weh?

she's a he?

h0w c0me i'm n0t s0 surprised ab0ut dat...

hmmm.....

yeh. dugay naman na nga news. and it's confirmed true.
NAGPA SEX CHANGE SHA!

If she really is a man, then she's one very hot man...LOL

i am furfur wrote:

Cake wrote:the most beautiful man i have ever seen in my entire life

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

but to set it clear. Did she/he have sex change or not?
Coz if its still hanging there... I feel really bad for shia HAHAHA

His...I mean her..ambot! basta...name daw niya kay Mitchell Reed Fox....gift sa iyang parents pagbirthday niya ang pagpasex change....tsk....hollywood is full of LULZ...what's next? Brad Pitt is a Dog?

Cake wrote:what's next? Brad Pitt is a Dog?

Actually,
he had an ass for a face and then had it fixEd whEn he got rich,..

Back to megan:

we wouldn't be calling her a lesbian if she were a guy,
now would we,.?

no shit! megan fox is a man?! shes too hot to be a man.. but then again, shes too hot to be a woman..

hala ka!! tnuod??


hahaha


awahi sa balita??

hihihih

luoya nako!

hahaha

pbwuzherr wrote:

Cake wrote:what's next? Brad Pitt is a Dog?

Actually,
he had an ass for a face and then had it fixEd whEn he got rich,..

Back to megan:

we wouldn't be calling her a lesbian if she were a guy,
now would we,.?

then wut wud wee call her? him? or whichever fits, then?

^

hmmm,..
let's start with calling megan "it",..

After searching for her baby and high school pictures, i find it really hard to believe that she really is a man!!~

Spoiler:

Spoiler:

So since s/he is a transgender, how will s/he go about some of the things in life? Like for example, is it okay for her/him to marry a man?

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...[state of shock]
damn she's hot ... but what??? she's a man? shemale?