Re: Its Joke Tym!

by **zer03six** December 1st 2008, 10:11 pm

@ianebaj funny kaayo imo joke dah.. makatawa man pud ta ana.. lain pa beh.

by gaile December 1st 2008, 10:15 pm

ang taong nagigipit, sa bombay kumakapit!

--credit from ang tanging ina!

by **meixykie233** December 2nd 2008, 1:00 am

CHOCOLEIT: YOUR QUESTION is...
"if mamamatay ka bukas, bat hindi pa ngaun??"

.mas funi unta ni xa f kita mo sa SHARON last sunday! ms.gay galactica 2008!
hahha!! as in funi kau cla aie..grabeh!
hahah!!

"practice makes perfect...but then again nobody is perfect, so y practice??"
"ang babaeng hindi natutumba ay dating konduktora"
"kung kaya ng iba, ipagawa mo sa kanila"

credits to ANG TANGING INA N'YONG LAHAT...

try to watch this video para mas funi xa...
->>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJSyoaW-jLQ&feature=related

by **zer03six** December 2nd 2008, 6:41 pm

kita ko sa commercial ani, katawa gyud ko..wahahahaha..

by **clydeharold** December 3rd 2008, 9:53 pm

When Saint Peter came by the woman said to him, "This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?"

"You have to spell a word," Saint Peter told her.

"Which word?" the woman asked.

"Love."

The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven.

About a year later Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day.

While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived.
"I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?"

"Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her. "I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill. And then I won the multi-state lottery. I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a huge mansion. And my wife and I traveled all around the world. We were on vacation in Cancun and I went water skiing today. I fell and hit my head and here I am. What a bummer! How do I get in?"

"You have to spell a word," the woman told him.

"Which word?" her husband asked.

"Czechoslovakia."

Moral of the story: Never make a woman angry... There will be Hell to pay later....

by kykel3000 December 5th 2008, 11:39 pm

A balik bayan arrives in his hometown bringing many chocolates with him.
He asks a little boy before giving chocolates.

M: Why is Santa wearing a Santa Hat and have his beard not shaved?
Boy: To cover your face to avoid embarassment.
M: Why do you say that?
Boy: Those aren't imported chocolates you fat old man.
santa

Moral of the story: Don't give cheap gifts to Mariane on Monday, Dec.8

by khennthis December 6th 2008, 7:46 am

bakit ako ang vokalista sa aming banda?

kasi every morning yung bass yung guitarist tsaka drummer namin plaging magpapaBUKAL ng tubig sa ako..

by **ianebaj** December 13th 2008, 2:19 am

boy1: pare, di ko kayang manligaw

boy2: bakit naman?

boy1: para kasing bato eh

boy2: manhid ba?

boy1: hindi eh

boy2: mabigat sa damdamin?

boy1: hindi din

boy2: eh bakit?

boy1: ITS HARD

hahaha

by **clydeharold** December 13th 2008, 9:04 pm

Dahil sa nananatiling "Colonial Mentality" ng ating mga kababayan, marami ang nagpapalit ng kanilang mga pangalan matapos silang sumumpa ng kanilang US citizenship. Sa ibaba nito ay mga halimbawa ng mga datihang Pilipino na tuluyan ng itinakwil and kani - kanilang pangalang Pilipino.

Pangalang Pilipino ... Ipinalit sa American Name

1. Restituto Fruto - Tutti Fruti
2. Casimiro Bocaycay - Cashmere Bouquet
3. Rogelio Dagdag - Roger Moore
4. Veneracion De Asis - Venereal Disease
5. Alfonso De Asis - Alzheimer's Disease
6. Topacio Mamaril - Top Gun
7. Francisco Portero - Frank Porter
8. Juanito Lakarin - Johnny Walker
9. Esteban Pagtakhan - Stevie Wonder
10. Leon Mangubat - Tiger Woods
11. Burgos Hari - Burger King
12. Ligaya Almundo - Joy To The World
13. Maria Natividad - Mary Christmas
14. Ligaya Anonuevo - Happy New Year
15. Agapito Hampaslupa - Early Seven Strikeland

by **Juan Lorie** December 16th 2008, 8:21 pm

Unsay paspas na pagkaon?

fast food!

unsay mas maspas2 ana?

SO-PAS!

by imba-rassment December 21st 2008, 6:02 pm

ahh ka gwapo aning akong migo oi haha

jª

by **ianebaj** December 22nd 2008, 8:47 pm

Girl: bhe, naa koi e.ask nimo.

Boy: unsa mn?

Girl: Sa kadaghang babaye ngnu aq mn imo gpili?

(nahilum kadiyot)

Boy: ang2 kw ra mn dali ilaron!

HAHAHAHAHAHA

by **Juan Lorie** March 12th 2009, 5:54 pm

[based on experience siguro ni ai...] hahahaha

by **cebuanoshotshot41** July 4th 2009, 1:15 pm

corny minsan

by **member** July 4th 2009, 9:57 pm

Q: anong plural ng rice?

A: eh di extra rice...

corniks

by **alphahydrae** July 4th 2009, 10:32 pm

TC-Student1 - Unsay lisod sakaon?
TC-Student2 - ka lami mag kaon unya lisod nuon?
TC-Student1 - lisod bitaw..
TC-Student2 - hmm kanang halang halang.. lisod na kan-on?
TC-Student1 - USC-TC gud.. lisod jud sakaon..

nyaahaha

TC-Student2 - tig shuttle man ko bai..
TC-Student1 - ikaw, dato man ka..
TC-Student2 - librehan ra gani ko sa akong uyab..

nyahaha

corniks pud

by **diannee** July 7th 2009, 12:33 am

KAPUIEA wuie. hihi.
nagsakit man sad akong tiyan
ang uban di kataw anun pero ma manage ghapun hihi

by **oBsiDiaN** July 7th 2009, 5:54 pm

my turn...

panu mu isulti sa isa ka gurl na
iya il0k it0om?....

nya hnde sha masakitan?

err,,.... miss?.... sinAw lagi ka'g il0k...

anu buh dea0d0rant muh?

KIWI?...

hahahar~~

by **Cake** July 9th 2009, 1:08 am

What do you get when you jump off a tall building?

a dead idiot =.=

by **oBsiDiaN** July 9th 2009, 5:00 pm

wut duu yuu c0l a small s0ck?

s0cket...

wahaha~.... kakatawa,...

(got this from my blockmate....^^)

by **diannee** July 11th 2009, 8:50 am

^
.

wa ko ka gets ani

by **iSCREAM** July 11th 2009, 10:00 pm

nalingao lge kug basa bsag corny.
haha ((:

by **dianadenise** July 11th 2009, 10:03 pm

unsai vegetable nga puti?

ANSWER: PUTI-toe. hahahah

by **diannee** July 12th 2009, 9:46 pm

JOKE JOKE JOKE

by **Ran Deneb** July 13th 2009, 10:26 pm

Wife: Honey, paliti ko'g bag-ong bra beh..
Husband: sus gamai bitaw imung t*t**, ayaw nlang pag bra oie
Wife: nya nganong ikaw mag brief man?

nyahahahaha!! ^^

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