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Post by g.e.l.l.a.i. on August 9th 2009, 4:48 pm

Got this idea from himantayon.com..
You may post funny overheard spoonerisms, bloopers, slip-of-the-tongues as well as hilarious sights, signs and anecdotes -- all TRUE, of course. Smile and all from USC-TC.

GUIDELINES:

* For the nth time, WE ARE NOT INTERESTED IN FICTION. Please do not submit jokes and witticisms you’ve heard or read elsewhere. Submit only stories you’ve witnessed firsthand. That is the very essence of HIMANTAYON.
* Overheard conversations are our favorite. We now strictly require that you include place, time, and date for “Nadunggan” entries. Same goes with “Nakit-an” entries.
* If quoting from online sources, please include the URL of your source.
* Don’t over-editorialize. You should never underestimate your audience.
* No racist jokes or minority slights. We do not tolerate racism.
* No extremely lewd or pornographic content.

SOURCE: http://www.himantayon.com/

okey.. here's my first post:


-- dapit sa BCT, August 7, 2009

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Post by aliks on August 9th 2009, 4:53 pm

haha nice naa nasad ta ato version...adik sad ko sa himantayon.com hahah XD

pero mas nindot cguro if ang ipost kay dli "tinuyu-an" nga mga sayop...para mas lingaw.. Very Happy
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Post by g.e.l.l.a.i. on August 9th 2009, 6:56 pm

aliks wrote:haha nice naa nasad ta ato version...adik sad ko sa himantayon.com hahah XD

pero mas nindot cguro if ang ipost kay dli "tinuyu-an" nga mga sayop...para mas lingaw.. Very Happy
ahaha! APIR! xP

lageh, pero i just had to post this.. hehe. we can't believe once we saw this, we had to look the second time. hahaha. and mao jud diay.

magbantay2x nya ko sa mga i.post sa bulletin board ba ron. basin naai masipyat sa grammar.. haha.

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Post by sleepyHEAD91 on August 9th 2009, 7:17 pm

Jollibee tapad sa USC main,around 3:00 pm

nag-order mi sa ako miga

miga: apili ug duha ka jollibee ice craze miss...
miss: ube keso lang ang available na flavor miss...
miga: cge ube lang...


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nakadungog: me!!!! Very Happy
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Post by g.e.l.l.a.i. on August 9th 2009, 7:46 pm

A.S. Bldg., Dunkin' Donuts stand, last sem

...mupalit ug munchkins...

migo/miga: smidgets 'nya, miss.
tindera: pila ka smidgets?

[kami toh ang namalit. hehe. gikabuangan ang tindera. ambot ug nasipyat cya. haha]


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Post by dianadenise on August 9th 2009, 9:36 pm

akong manghud ngyawyaw.

MANGHUD: operasyo imperata, to be spared from the HH1N1 virus.

AKO: HH1N1?

MANGHUD: ou, HH1N1.

--chor manghuda taka lag yaawit. ahahahhaa
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Post by allegend on August 10th 2009, 11:49 am

[4 ka students naglakaw pdng AS gkan CAFA.]

Stude 1: oi, c *hazel ba! naa mn to xai gsulti nq pagkanus.a man to ha...

Stude 2: unsa man iang gsulti?

Stude 1: (naghuna2 pa) hmmmm. unsa gae to ha... kanus.a gae mi nagsturya ato. hmmm. kuan man to, murag pagwednesday man to. ai wait, wait ha, hmmm, gahapon ky wednesday... so karon kay... thursday...


-- ai ambot nimu! hahaha unsa mn dae sunod sa wednesday?! friday!? hahaha actually, ako na ang Stude 1.

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Post by g.e.l.l.a.i. on August 10th 2009, 6:46 pm

A.S. canteen, last (last?!) sem..

studyante: tagpila inyong masi, 'te?
tindera: 8.
studyante: F*CK!


[i salute u allegend! haha xP]

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Post by dianadenise on August 10th 2009, 7:18 pm

my 2 friends and i went to burger minute[atbang tc] to eat. =)

miga#1: hmmm. gutoma na oi.

miga #2: yana, tan-a daw nanu dghan oil ang patty?

ako: ate, nanu diay dghan oil inyu ibutang?

ATE: wa mana namo butngi ug OWIL(oil) dae, mu FRODUCE(produce) rna xa iyaha.


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Post by jullian5800 on August 10th 2009, 7:25 pm

burger minute? murag minute burger mn na... hahaahahaha... LOL...

himantayon sa mga namantay... hahaha
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Post by CebuBasilio on August 10th 2009, 8:57 pm

A pinaka daku na pahinamantay:

Room LB485


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Post by litsko on August 10th 2009, 9:22 pm

^ LOL tinuod jud. xDDD

=)) =)) grabe ang mga sayup...hhahaaha.
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Post by allegend on August 10th 2009, 11:27 pm

g.e.l.l.a.i. wrote:A.S. canteen, last (last?!) sem..

studyante: tagpila inyong masi, 'te?
tindera: 8.
studyante: F*CK!


[i salute u allegend! haha xP]

GELI! imu man greveal akng identity! hahaha!

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Post by g.e.l.l.a.i. on August 11th 2009, 2:14 pm

allegend wrote:GELI! imu man greveal akng identity! hahaha!
nganung nagpahalata man sad ka? hahaha xP imo pa jung gi.quote. lol

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Post by Blitzstrike on August 15th 2009, 4:28 pm

Lalaki1: Bay unsa gani to assignment...
Lalaki2: Kadtong /*something*/ gani...
Lalaki1: (RELIEVED) Ahh.. (SHOCKED) Kadto!? ahaka gud.. Wala gani ko kasabut ato.. Unsaun gani to??

PAG XUR OI!!!! Ayaw ka "Ahh..."
Basta mu "ahh" ka nakasabut ka...

Mental process...
PROCESSING.... 2.32 seconds... /*Ahh..*/
OUTPUT.... 0.97 seconds... /*Kadto!?*/
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Post by midOREO~ on August 15th 2009, 10:15 pm

sa maxx restaurant... fine dining setting.
1 year ago. 7:00pm in the evening.

mam: uhmmm... pa.order nya aning fish... fish FITLET. (chin up)
serbidora: ahwww... fish fillet... (funny grin ^^,)

=))

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Post by litsko on August 16th 2009, 2:30 am

lol. naa sd ku ana, mispronounced. xD

studyante sa usc-tc niadto sa SVD mission na office sa main nangutana sa guard..

stud: good afternoon guard~ pwde mangutana? naa c Father Roka [Rocha yet ang pagpronounce kay Roka]?
guard: huh!? Roka? ...
*loading*
stud: oo Father Roka, katu manager sa Steyler..
guard: awwwww si Father Rocha .. *katawa gamay*
stud: aw mao ba. ^^'' hihi Rocha [as in Rocha jd] jud d.i ang pagpronounce ana...


lol. pagtsurrr. xD guess kinsa nang stud. xD
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Post by mendoza20 on August 16th 2009, 1:09 pm

tagae sa CUPS....


migo #1 : do , gi drop nimo imong P.E?
migo #2: UU, kapoi man gud..syaw2x
migo #3: kabaw imong mama ana?
migo #4: uu, suko gani akong ate cge yaw2x...


(hala ui? layo kaay0 og tubag..._)
oh epikto sa ka hub0g?ehehehe
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Post by Chujutsu on August 16th 2009, 3:50 pm

I thought of something, but I remembered it has to be a TC version or something... Considering I'm a freshman this year, whatever I have last year is from another school, but anyway, here goes:

Where: IV-Canisius classroom, SHS-J
When: Physics time, SY2008-2009, discussing about free-fall motion

Teacher: If you go to the moon and drop a hammer and a FEEDER (say it as you see it), which one will hit the floor first?

Others from the same teacher: (same schoolyear, but different lessons)
PO-WENT (point)
CO-WERVE (curve)
MUSHUN (motion)
EX-PLUSHUN (explosion)

The hyphens represent sort of like a pause
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Post by dianadenise on August 16th 2009, 3:53 pm

^nayayahahahahhaha! hapit ko wa kasabot sa FEEDER da! ahhahaha FEATHER diay. hahaha nkaremember sd ko sa amung social teacher last 3rd year.

sa CIC main.
Teacher: you see, it is the SURVIVAL OF THE FITTIST.

hahahaha chor uy. Very Happy
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Post by allegend on August 16th 2009, 9:42 pm

PSYCH 1 class.

teacher: you know class, your brain is like a ZIGSU.

student: ma'am, what's a zigsu?

teacher: it's a puzzle. kana gd imung i.assemble2 para ma form ang isa ka picture.

student: aaaaaahw! JIGSAW dae ma'am! abi nqg unsa nang zigsu!


hahahaha!

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Post by diannee on August 16th 2009, 10:54 pm

SA CHEAVERS.

ako: oie. sman unsay imnun nato?
migo: kanang kuan, burr lang *beer*

nyahaha!
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Post by mendoza20 on August 17th 2009, 12:00 am

ENGINEERING BLG.(near sa center gate)


klasemate1: bai pa adtoon daw tah maam sa..
klasemate2: asa man tah pag-adtoon.?
klasemate3: sa rigney hall ... asa diay na?
klasemate4: rigney hall? sa bunzel building..
klasemate5: asa na bunzel building?


HAHAHA.. mga lols ..
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Post by midOREO~ on August 17th 2009, 12:53 am

Chujutsu wrote:I thought of something, but I remembered it has to be a TC version or something... Considering I'm a freshman this year, whatever I have last year is from another school, but anyway, here goes:

Where: IV-Canisius classroom, SHS-J
When: Physics time, SY2008-2009, discussing about free-fall motion

Teacher: If you go to the moon and drop a hammer and a FEEDER (say it as you see it), which one will hit the floor first?

Others from the same teacher: (same schoolyear, but different lessons)
PO-WENT (point)
CO-WERVE (curve)
MUSHUN (motion)
EX-PLUSHUN (explosion)

The hyphens represent sort of like a pause

HAHAHAHAH..
naa sad mi ana pg.hiskul

> REYDI (ready)
> DELEYT (delete)

hahahahah.. karon kay:

> BISNIS (business) --> ugh. ako ani. >.< Smile)
> LONIS (lunes) --> aheee.. allegend! hahahaha

nyahahahahaha....

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Post by allegend on August 17th 2009, 6:32 pm

naa sd ko!

IDET [edit]

DELECT [delete] -- layu kau sah? haha

SKATS TIP [scotch tape]

SCROOL BAR [scroll bar] -- HAHA! sa amu lng ni student teacher pag highschool.

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