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Post by falkag on June 21st 2009, 12:21 pm

May not be new, pero ganahan ko makahibaw mo, comment sad nya mo;

During the summer of 1983, in a quiet town near Minneapolis, Minnesota, the charred body of a woman was found inside the kitchen stove of a small farmhouse. A video camera was also found in the kitchen, standing on a tripod and pointing at the oven. No tape was found inside the camera at the time.

Although the scene was originally labeled as a homicide by police, an unmarked VHS tape was later discovered at the bottom of the farm’s well (which had apparently dried up earlier that year).

Despite its worn condition, and the fact that it contained no audio, police were still able to view the contents of the tape. It depicted a woman recording herself in front of a video camera (seemingly using the same camera the police found in the kitchen). After positioning the camera to include both her and her kitchen stove in the image, the tape then showed her turning on the oven, opening the door, crawling inside, and then closing the door behind her. Eight minutes into the video, the oven could be seen shaking violently, after which point thick black smoke could be seen emanating from it. The camera then continued to stationary point at the oven for another 45 minutes until the batteries apparently died.

To avoid disturbing the local community, police never released any information about the tape, or even the fact that it was found. Police were also not able to determine who put the tape in the well.

…or why the physical stature of the woman on the tape did not in any way resemble the stature of the woman found in the oven.

na disturb ko. Neutral
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Post by almo123 on June 21st 2009, 1:02 pm

doh...

so distrubing au lgi ni...

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Post by falkag on June 21st 2009, 1:11 pm

i do wonder though. . what you do think was in that video tape??
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Post by Strwberry on June 22nd 2009, 6:50 pm

naa kai link sa source ani?

…or why the physical stature of the woman on the tape did not in any way resemble the stature of the woman found in the oven.
o.O

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Post by falkag on June 22nd 2009, 7:25 pm

@strwberry

unfortunately, wala. i got this from another website na naay news section, i posted it here to share with you guys, pero wala sad siya nag ingon sa source. No
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Post by Strwberry on June 22nd 2009, 8:29 pm

ahw ic. ako unta tan.awn ang authenticity kai murag something na mabasa nako sa mga unexplained reports na gi compile og book xD

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Post by falkag on June 22nd 2009, 8:50 pm

mura bitaw siyag gikan sa isa ka science fiction novel na gory ang dating pale
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Post by pbwuzherr on June 23rd 2009, 7:50 pm

ShouLd i read that long articLe or not,..

hmmm,..

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Post by almo123 on June 24th 2009, 7:57 am

@pbwuzherr: wla jud kai lingaw noh...?
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Post by Blitzstrike on June 24th 2009, 10:07 pm

Hoy mga taw!!! Imagination ra ni!!!

Maybe nagpractice to sya ug black magic!!!
Nagdecide sya na enough na ang kadaut na iya na give sa world and then one day nagdecide sya to offer her self to god for redemption!!!

But fate is so unjust...

seconds inside the stove....Her satanic instincts gave her the ideal na "Why would i offer my self to god!? When I can become god!!!" So she decided to live!!!

But she forgot that she put a spell in the oven door...

That spell is the ultimate binding spell which could only be broken by the blood of a pure human being... So she cast another spell to summon from the void an exact human copy of a pure being... But in return, she is to offer her body...

Days passed and her metaphysical body wandered in the kitchen...

Police arrived and found out about the body in the stove... Little did they know that a police officer who came early was possessed by the witch... The police officer hid the tape that he found in the well and erasing the memory of all the police officers of what happened on that fateful day...

Yet a man found out the truth...


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Post by pbwuzherr on June 25th 2009, 9:11 pm

Finally!
someone like me,.. Smile

Here i go:


That man you're talking about...
He never posted it in the net.
I'm sure he didn't.

Instead,
he told 16 of his cLosest friends
who were all, well, warlocks
who knew about the woman's identity,..

He made them promise not to tell anyone,..
That it was just info he wanted his friends to know,..
I'm sure he did.

This I'm sure of.
He might have been involved in the incident.
That I'm not sure of.

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Post by midOREO~ on June 26th 2009, 6:30 pm

whoah! O.O

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Post by g.e.l.l.a.i. on June 26th 2009, 7:29 pm

actually, i'm more wowed by Blitzstrike and pbwuzherr's posts.. lol =))

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Post by Blitzstrike on June 27th 2009, 7:51 pm

No!!! pbwuzherr you are making it all wrong!!!

That man hid his secret...
On his deathbed, he told his three sons about the whole story...
The first one,eldest son, went and tried to hunt the witch...
Afraid of breaking his promise he hid the tape... The eldest son decided to walk home after a series of misfortunes...

But he never came back...

The second son decided to find the eldest one. On his way to trace his footsteps, he meet an old police man who said that he saw his brother...

Little did he know, that it was the witch...

The second son passed by a thick and eerie forest full of rodents. A few moments of wandering apparently lost in the woods, a woman should up and said "Mortal man, why do you bother yourself on things beyond your scope." The son said "What?". Then the woman said "You shall venture these woods for all eternity... Your body may die but your soul will remain earthbound..." Upon hearing, the man fell unconscious. A few moments later, he woke up with no memories and was driven mad by thinking of what is to happen...

All hope was lost...

Apparently, the third son was following the second son. But when the second son went to the forest the third son got lost. He saw all of the events from a distance and decided to went home... Unable to sleep and rest, he became paranoid...

He decided that there is only one way that the world would know...
The Net...
And so it was...

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Post by member on June 30th 2009, 7:38 pm

bugo.a sad sa gi**ay... nag wonder cguro sya wat the sensation is like being incinerated... but unfortunately she failed to tell us how it feels kay namatay... haha.. poor soul...
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Post by cebuanoshotshot41 on July 4th 2009, 12:57 pm

woooohhhhhhh

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Post by pbwuzherr on July 5th 2009, 12:22 am

Anyone with a better version of the story?

Or shouLd we poll mine or bLitzyguy's versions?

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Post by cebuanoshotshot41 on July 5th 2009, 1:59 pm

poll!!!!!

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Post by oBsiDiaN on July 6th 2009, 8:40 pm

creepii creepii news....


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Post by diannee on July 6th 2009, 11:31 pm


the article is too long.
could someone summarize it? Razz
its interesting but i don't get anything.
hihi.
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Post by oBsiDiaN on July 7th 2009, 5:20 pm

heyitsyang wrote:

the article is too long.
could someone summarize it? Razz
its interesting but i don't get anything.
hihi.

wee.... ima be glad t0 help...
that's if i make sense^^

see.... there's this dead w0man.... (i'd say she was prettii demented) found in her oven, burnt.
there was also a videocam, like, it was recording the whole thing that was goin on....
the police who responded saw in the cam that the woman was indeed recording something....
it was she opening the oven and going in... then a blashkab0o of smoke and shaking,,,,
the police did not bother to inform the other residents about this since this was prettii disturbing...
which i entirely agree....

(i think its suicide.... shh)

ne~^^
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Post by diannee on July 7th 2009, 10:15 pm

ohh i see. thanks obsidian. :]] pero murag kuwangan pa. here's the answer WOMAN + OVEN = WOVEN lawl. Smile
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Post by iSCREAM on July 7th 2009, 10:33 pm

mygadd. shaking Shocked
true jud ni?
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Post by diannee on July 7th 2009, 11:44 pm


AMBUT LANG. basaha. Razz
then basin na lain links ana.
maygad mag unsa nlng ko kung ako naa sa oven.
deds na deds na kaau ko ana
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Post by oBsiDiaN on July 8th 2009, 6:34 pm

shacks naman uuh...

haha~.... WOVEN?.... kewl..... LAWL.... haha

kung akuh naa sa 0ven.... hmm.... murag mahimo kung...

cheesestick.... haha... butangi lang kug cheese... Very Happy
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