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Post by aliks July 29th 2009, 6:10 pm


this is just for fun even if it is somewhat true...It is not meant to create tensions and gap between rich and poor, just for fun...heheheh...
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Kung mayaman ka, meron kang "allergy";
Kung mahirap ka,ang tawag dyan ay "galis" o "kagid".

Sa mayaman, "nervous breakdown" dahil sa "tension and stress".
Sa mahirap, "sira ang ulo", "gi epilesy";

Sa mayamang "malikot ang kamay" ang tawag ay "kleptomaniac";
Sa mahirap, ang tawag ay "magnanakaw" o "kawatan"

Pag mayaman ka, you're "eccentric";
Kung mahirap ka, "may toyo ka sa ulo" o "may topak" o "may sayad", "naboang"

Kung mayaman ka at sumakit ang ulo mo, ikaw ay may "migraine".
Kung mahirap ka naman at sumakit ang ulo mo, ikaw ay "nalipasan ng
gutom"(napasmo)

Kung mayaman ka, you are referred to as someone who is "scoliotic".
Pero kung mahirap ka, ikaw ay "kuba" or "buktot";

Kung ang senorita mo ay maitim, ang tawag ay "morena" o
"kayumanggi".
Pero kung isa kang domestic na maitim, ikaw ay "ita" o "negrita" o
"baluga" or "uling";

Kung nasa high society ka, you are called "slender" o
balingkinitan";
Kung mahirap ka lang, you are plainly called "payatot" o "kalansay", "patpatin"
o"tukog",

Kung nasa high society ka pa rin at ikaw ay maliit, ang tawag sa
iyo ay"petite";
Kung mahirap ka lang, ikaw ay "pandak" o "bansot" o "dwende" "unano" o
"dagul".

Kung socialite ka, ikaw ay "pleasingly plump";
Kapag mahirap ka at ika'y "mataba", "tabatsoy" o "lumba-lumba", pag
minamalas ka, "baboy".

Kung well-off ka, at date ka rito, date ka roon, ang tawag sa iyo
ay "game";
Kung mahirap ka ikaw ay "pakawala".

Kung mayamang alembong ka ang tawag sa iyo ay "liberated";
Pero kung isa kang dukha ang tawag sa iyo "malandi" kung sa bisaya pa ay "bigaon".

Kung may pera ka ang tawag sa iyo "single parent";
Pero kung wala kang trabaho ang tawag sa iyo "disgrasyada" (mayra!!)

Health conscious ang tawag sa mayayamang puro gulay ang kinakain;
Habang kakaawa ang mahirap na kumakain ng ganito.(wala nay mapili)

Sa exclusive school, "assertive" ang mga batang sumasagot sa mga
guro.
Pero pag ang mga mahihirap na bata ang sumasagot sa mga guro, ang
tawag sa kanila ay "walang hiya", "walay batasan"

Ang mayamang tumatanda, "are graduating gracefully into senior
citizenhood";
Ang mga mahihirap ay "gumugurang", "tigulang dautan"

Ang anak ng mayaman ay "slow learner";
Ang anak ng mahirap ay "bobo" o "gunggong". "utok bolinaw"

Kung mayaman ka at marami kang kumain, you flatter your host who
says, "masarap kang kumain and I like you, you do justice to my cooking";

Kung ghastly peasant ka eating the same amount in the same house,
your host will say to himself na ikaw ay "patay-gutom" o "hampaslupa" o
"masiba".
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Post by Strwberry July 29th 2009, 7:50 pm

kung rich, chinese
kung poor, insik
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Post by pbwuzherr July 29th 2009, 11:41 pm

^ omg?! wth?! Rich vs Poor 23554

oh I got one too,..

kung rich na maubusan ng money Question ,
may "financial crisis",.
kung poor na maubusan ng money,
??

somebody continue,..Smile
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Post by Blitzstrike July 30th 2009, 6:27 pm

pbwuzherr wrote:^ omg?! wth?! Rich vs Poor 23554

oh I got one too,..

kung rich na maubusan ng money Question ,
may "financial crisis",.
kung poor na maubusan ng money,
??

somebody continue,..Smile

may bukas pa...
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Post by almo123 July 31st 2009, 10:31 pm

Blitzstrike wrote:
pbwuzherr wrote:^ omg?! wth?! Rich vs Poor 23554

oh I got one too,..

kung rich na maubusan ng money Question ,
may "financial crisis",.
kung poor na maubusan ng money,
??

somebody continue,..Smile

may bukas pa...

LOLZ!!! nice one mic...

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Post by Juan Lorie July 31st 2009, 10:44 pm

ang kinakain ng rich, porridge
ang kinakain ng poor... lugaw
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Post by Blitzstrike August 1st 2009, 10:42 pm

Nilalaro ng mga rich kid, golf at bowling...
Nilalaro ng mga poor children, tsato at tumbang preso...

korek ba ang syntax??
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Post by almo123 August 1st 2009, 10:45 pm

ang ginamit ng mga rich para magcommunicate ay cellphone...
ang ginamit nga mga poor para magcommunicate ay ang kanilang boses...

diba...?

^_^
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Post by GOSPEL August 2nd 2009, 3:32 am

almo123 wrote:ang ginamit ng mga rich para magcommunicate ay cellphone...
ang ginamit nga mga poor para magcommunicate ay ang kanilang boses...

diba...?

^_^

rich people also uses their voices to communicate......

^^,
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Post by Juan Lorie August 2nd 2009, 1:42 pm

@almo: LOL! hahaha

@reian: joke man gd na Very Happy
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Post by Chujutsu August 2nd 2009, 5:56 pm

Kung rich, ang money kay Max kung dili Mega
Kung poor, ang money kay Sakto kung dili Zero

*taken from a joke about Pepsi and Coke; Rich people's money is like Pepsi and the Poor people's money is like Coke
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Post by Blitzstrike August 2nd 2009, 7:51 pm

almo123 wrote:ang ginamit ng mga rich para magcommunicate ay cellphone...
ang ginamit nga mga poor para magcommunicate ay ang kanilang boses...

diba...?

^_^

Syntax Error...

Sinasakyan ng mga rich, Volkswagen...
Sinasakyan ng mga poor, Kariton...
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Post by iSCREAM August 2nd 2009, 8:04 pm

aliks wrote:
Kung ang senorita mo ay maitim, ang tawag ay "morena" o
"kayumanggi".
Pero kung isa kang domestic na maitim, ikaw ay "ita" o "negrita" o
"baluga" or "uling";
harsh sad ane ue! uling jud ((:
haha.
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Post by diannee August 4th 2009, 11:53 pm

GARAA ANA UIE!. Smile
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